Gypsy Wedding

Having just watched My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding I almost think my brain will explode. Did you see what they were wearing??? I mean, I'm all for tradition and wearing what you want but seriously!
Don't wear something if...

• it takes you many attempts to sit down on a chair and then have your dress cut you.
• you're 8 years old and you are wearing a dress twice your body weight.
• you describe the colour as 'marker pen pink... but brighter' (highlighter pens!).
• it was inspired by the film Coming to America with Eddie Murphy.
• the byline is 'The more you bleed, the better the dress!'
• your take on 'Spanish' is sparkly knickers and bra with dangly bits for the whole family!

If you choose to ignore my advice then you will look like a gypsy. You Have Been Warned!!

The Happy Couple!