Having just arrived back from holiday in Zante I spent the week pondering peoples mad choice of outfits!! (Don't worry I did actually have fun too and didn't just do this!)
First of all - Bikinis!
Has there not been enough advice on TV programmes, in magazines, from your friends, even from your mother! Why do people with hugely flabby bellies insist on wearing tiny little bikinis? It looks awful when you are doing anything other than lying down flat and sucking your stomach in so you can;t actually breathe anymore. The worse I happened to see was a woman who must have been 35-40 and a size 12. She had quite a nice figure but clearly hadn't ever done a sit up in her life. She sat round the pool watching her children play and rested her arm on her belly. As in it was rolled up underneath her hiding her bikini bottoms and she had her arm on it squidging it further. Gross!
Denim shorts...
Now I like denim shorts, especially if you have the legs for them. What I am yet to understand is the need for, largely younger girls, to walk around with their shorts undone and bikini bottoms showing. Does anyone actually know the point of this as I think it looks pretty stupid? Maybe those who do it are not very bright and have forgotten how to work a zip. Especially with the sun making everyone's hair blonder and all those brightly coloured cocktails with masses of e numbers. I will assume this is whats happened.
White...
I like white for clothing. Nice linen trousers, long flowing maxi dresses, party dresses and my favourite are a nice pair of white shorts. I did see a lot of underwear on display though. I thought the lingerie business world had thought of all underwear solutions. Unfortunately it appears no one is actually buying them. I don't need to see french knickers of any colour being swallowed by someone's arse whilst I'm enjoying my lamb kleftiko or sipping the aforementioned brightly coloured cocktails. It is not appealing. I suggest checking at home how see through the item of white clothing is and deciding a - is it too see through? and b - do I have the correct underwear? If the answer is anything other than no and yes (in that order) please don't take it with you. Thanks.
