Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Gym-Bra-Ree

Much like everyone else I'm back to the gym after a few weeks of binge eating chocolate, mince pies, turkey etc. I noticed today as I was working my way through the 'weight loss' programme on the cross trainer that there was an older lady next to me. I'll guess 50 - 60 as I didn't look at her face for too long.

The reason I didn't look at her face is because I was practically dodging out the way of her saggy boobs that were flying all over the place! She wasn't wearing a bra!!!! Surely if you choose not to wear one daily, (but why would you), you would make sure you have one at the gym! It's just good sense, not only for yourself but for the poor people around you. No?

Also they were so wild and saggy that I'm surprised she didn't get nipple rash on her thighs! I did consider telling her but I figured she knew her boobs were disgusting. How could she not!?

I used to work as a bra fitter in a department store and I seriously advise all of my friends, family and colleagues to wear proper fitting bras as I have seen what happens when you don't. Trust me, It's worth the money for a bra that fits! And when an 80 something woman comes in and asks for a nice black push up bra, "Those ones with chickens and air", after a lifetime of letting them sag then the results aren't pretty. In fact, they're vile. I was hungover on a such a day and nearly vomited in the fitting rooms.

In conclusion...
Saggy boobs = disgusting for everyone!!
A bra that fits = joy for everyone!!

And wouldn't you rather spread joy than disgust?

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