So, ended up in what Vernon Kay would call the local carpet club last night. I was only supposed to be at a friends then maybe to a local pub but ended up properly out. I was wearing black jeans, a silver lace top and some maroon ballet pumps - so a but casual but not too bad. My friends were wearing fairly similar, never the less when the boys persuaded us to go to this carpet club we did insist we were perhaps a little under dressed for a club.
When we got there however, I couldn't decide if we were over dressed or under dressed. Quickly we rushed to the toilets as I had my make up in my hand bag, and we proceeded to add some lipstick and bronzer. As we did there were some entertaining outfits on show. Picture a 6th form fashion run by the fashion unconscious group. These girls must have got dressed in the dark or taken their inspiration from both TOWIE, clowns and hobos. Combined these do not look pretty, but you knew that already!
The most amusing was probably a very tall, very tanned, very blonde girl. She looked like a human Barbie, or maybe Sindy (the cheap tacky one). Also she was wearing a corset top with her tits bubbling over the top circa 1999 and a tiny black skirt circa her vagina! To top it all off, probably so she didn't look too slutty, she had a large square silk scarf wrapped around her shoulders... This just looked so out of place. Like a mosh pit at the ballet. I don't see how she got from tits and tat out black outfit to thinking her nan's neckerchief would be an appropriate accompaniment!
Suffice to say I felt fine about my outfit after this. Particularly as the men were either part of the white shirt brigade or the check shirt brigade all with jeans. How very creative of them all!
