A quiet Monday night - in a time machine pub!

Have just spent the evening in a fairly quiet bar/pub. The kind of place that is friendly to students but pretty much most nights is quiet but opens up an underground dance floor and dj at the weekend. 
As I was having a drink (on a first date!!) I suddenly realised I was actually cerca 1989-1994!! This of course meant I should have been way under the legal drinking age but that has never stopped me before. In walked a man as I was sipping on my rose wearing white jeans, black loafers and a black t-shirt. I mean.... really??
I wanted to say something but didn't want to appear rude to my date so instead I felt it appropriate to snigger instead (bad choice I know). I just couldn't believe it! He looked like he had mugged e17 on the way to a party or Bros. (the 80s duo) at a concert. Neither are looks one aspires to any more and for a good reason. Monochrome is generally elegant and 'safe' as a fashion choice but this was not. It's pretty much up there with the white linen trousers and black/patterned underwear combo. It just shouldn't be a mistake people make these days!!!